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uberfaenatic:

If you don’t have room for a mustache-wearing Meryl Streep on your blog, I don’t want to know you.

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mrpink627:

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noplacelikedisney:

tsunderetan:

baobabsandbroomsticks:

theonlyfrozenheart:

dastardlyhans:

guiltyhipster:

dannybird22:

guiltyhipster:

dannybird22:

guiltyhipster:

baobabsandbroomsticks:

tsunderetan:

baobabsandbroomsticks:

Your sister is bread because of you.

she returned from the mountain golden brown

she said that YOU had baked her heart!

her skin turned to crust! her hair turned wheat!

Ovendelle’s in deep

deep

deep

deep

dough…

Love is an open oven door.

Oh Anna, if only there were somebready who loafed you.

Do you want to build a dough man?

The Duke of Pretzelton.

Prince of the Flour Isles.

Let it toast

reindeer are breader than people

Can I say something grainy? Will you marrye me?

Can I say something even grainier?
Yeast!

SANDWICHES

"But bread is my life!

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Watch Our Most Beautiful Celebs Read Nice Internet Comments. (x)

posted 1 hour ago with 7,870 notes via rawenclaw - {original}

my-eyes-open:

Cute

posted 1 hour ago with 1,018 notes via my-eyes-open - {original}

monicapotters:

greysmeme + [1/8] characters - Cristina Yang

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beastheads:

thegestianpoet:

bryan fuller when creating hannibal: “find me the prettiest english boy you can find. cover him in dirt and sweat and pain and make him talk like he’s from virginia. there should be a dog in this one too. maybe like seven or eight dogs.”

  [x]

posted 1 hour ago with 4,793 notes via halfagony-halfhope - {original}

willyciraptor:

circlebutt:

helpihavedementia:

brogigayo:

ticktaec:

tyleroakley:

My body is ready.

I know it’s mashed potatoes and gravy but is it bad that I thought it was ice cream and caramel?

 …it is ice cream and caramel

why would anyone put mashed potatoes and gravy in an apple

fucking what

image

did the tumblr community bully someone away about fucking food

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"Death looked up from his iPad."

— The Son of Neptune (via redcoralpendant)
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